From the valley
to the promised land.
01 Start a company · 02 Hoard GPUs · 03 Pump your valuation
A satirical on-chain strategy game.
Ten fake giants. One rigged board.
We sell shovels in a gold rush. The shovels cost $40,000.
We put AI in everything. Even the things that were better without it.
We had AI first. We just forgot to ship it for 5 years.
Open source, closed roadmap, $100B valuation.
Safety-first AI. Except for your portfolio.
We did it for 1/100th the cost. We think. Actually we're not sure.
Your algorithm already knows you want this NFT.
We cloned everything. Even this game, eventually.
Cloud computing for a billion people who didn't ask for it.
Banned in 12 countries. Bullish.
Hoard GPUs. Over invest.
The ceiling. Ten units of share against everyone else's one — while they stay at one.
The protocol emits a fixed daily budget and splits it by pool weight, so a rank is a claim on a shared pot, not a private faucet. Climbing wins share from the NFTs that did not climb — if everyone climbs, nobody gains, and alone in the pool your share is already 100%. Rung prices halve every 45 live days, alongside the budget.
Your company picks your side.
Spent on GPU upgrades — collected by the treasury, never burnt.
How far will you climb?
01 Start a company · 02 Hoard GPUs · 03 Pump your valuation
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